lumpyrug:

hipster:

CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES

IT IS THE BEST. I CAN CONFIRM.

I’m gonna cry cause I re-posted this when I was really lonely years ago and now I have that and it’s so cuuuuuute. OMG past me, you’ll get that I promise <3

death-by-lulz:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

thecheshirecass:

smis-happens:

edens-blog:

brendonbrandon:

she-who-shall-not-be-laid:

mhalachai:

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

I’d still try it though… For the culture

dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg:

Get Out (2017) not being nominated in the Drama/Thriller/Horror category and placed in the comedy section instead is not just ‘White People at it Again’ like the whole ‘Hidden Fences’ debacle. It wasn’t innocent ignorance; it was blatant and deliberate disrespect. They couldn’t let such a poignant film that so specifically called out the exploitation of Black People, Black Culture and Black Bodies have the full and proper respect it deserved and that was their way of diminishing the hard work of Jordan, Daniel and everyone else in that movie.

That fact that the film received not one award was insane. It was literally the most talked about and culturally relevant film of the year. It grossed so highly and had such incredible critical claim both by the audience and professional critics. The snub was disgusting.

Also Daniel Kaluuya was robbed.

victoria-is-trash:

asexualizing:

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC

elf-fury:

haveitjoeway:

br00taldan:

20 minutes into “Pokémon and chill”

buss it open

I have had enough of this site

fierce-katzchen:

elf-fury:

great-tweets:

The professor gets an A+

ME @fierce-katzchen

I would show up at my professors house for some shit like this

karmadash-is-reylotrash:

inked-up-devil-doc:

lasimms:

sugar-women:

nicolas-px:

moe-moe-watches:

once-delight:

xavantina:

drsofialamb:

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

Esmorolda and Corpet

kelverse

Originally posted by blazepress

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

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